Lurp

The very bottom part of the butt cheek that hangs out of a pair of short shorts, pertaining only to a woman / female.

Nice lurps. She continued to walk in front of me as I was focused on her lurps.

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Lurp

The bubble made when farting in a body of water

I was in the pool and a lurp bellowed from below

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lurp

Lurp as a verb describes the act of depositing a fluid or semi-fluid on to something in a less than controlled manner, so as to create a mess. The fluid in question is typically a sticky, slimy, gooey or messy substance frequently a bodily fluid.

At home example A: Taking Zoloft made it difficult for him to cum. He had to spank it so wildly to get off when he did finally cum he lurped all over the place, the head board, the pillows, her hair, her face and her tits.

At home example B: WOW… I must have been working your G-spot just right… when you came you lurped everywhere.

At work example: Hurry up, just lurp that bondo all over the damaged area before it cures. We’ll sand the excess off later.

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lurp

Something being gross; vile

Ew kelsey that's so lurp put it away!

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lurp trout

a tweeker who snoops through your shit

Keep that lurp trout out of my garage

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lurp

(n) A loose, saggy, wrinkly horse vagina

1. EWWWWW look at that lurp over there!

2. Wow, Jennifer is such a lurp.

3. Dude. I was with Becky the other night and she has the nastiest lurp.

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Lurp

(noun) A type of human female, most often seen in nightclubs and their environs wearing the standard black mini-dress or variants on that theme, in the company of the male of the variety, the douchebag (which see). Characterized by straightened hair, burnt umber spray-on tan, extreme cosmetic layering, abundant artificial fragrance, dangerously high heels, consumption of large quantities of alcohol, sexual promiscuity, and stereotyped behaviors e.g. screaming loudly, shouting her mating call "Ohmigod! I'm so drunk!", flocking with other lurps, trying to get into the pants of the nearest douchebag. Harmless but obnoxious.

Ex. 1:"Dude, this place is crawling with lurps! SCORE!"

Ex. 2:"Ohmigod, Snooki! I'm sooo wasted! WOOOOOOOO! That guy's hawt! I wanna piece a that!"

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