Lyle

A Lyle is a total asshole that pretends to be rich even though they are not. It can be used almost as if it were the word jabroni.

Girl 1: see that guy in that rental Prius over there?
Girl 2 (impressed): maybe he’s just undercompensating.
Girl 1: Seems like a total Lyle to me.
Girl 2: your probably right...

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Dirty Lyle

When you convince your wife to let you build a chicken coop that The only purpose is to wear a chicken suit and choke your own chicken with a chicken egg up your ass.

When you visit the farm don't forget to pull a dirty Lyle

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Lyle Lovett

American Bad Ass, and engineer of melodic kickassery.

He was too Lyle Lovett for the bar.

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Lyle mn

A small ass town in Minnesota, Where theres nothing to do. Its close to Austin MN, which is really ghetto, yet a hell of a lot better then Lyle.

Storm: Hey Hanna, wanna come to Lyle mn and hangout at my house?

Hanna: Sure! but what are we going to do?

Storm: same thing we always do, Sit on my porch and draw with crayons!

Hanna: ...

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Lyle Collodi

Lyle Collodi, a “tall” man with pale skin. And he probably gay-

Protagonist x Lyle collodi supremacy

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[Lyle Jensen]

a character played by Joseph Gordon-Levitt in the movie "Manic".Lyle is a teen whose sent to a physicart hospital.He beat a classmate nearly to death with a baseball bat.He befriends other teens in the hospital.

Lyle Jensen:"I promise i would never hurt you."

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Lyle Lovett

An extremely ugly motherfucker, of the Texas variety. Has a excellent singing voice, but looking at him will want to make you poke your eyes out with hot nails.

Lyle Lovett was married to Julia Roberts. Why you ask? Obviously not for his looks.... he must be well endowed.

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