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Ma'am-maw

A morbidly obese female, typical to the southern region of the United States, but indigenous anywhere processed food is in abundance. Ma'am-maws (pronounced mam-maw) tend to have many family members (future Ma'am-maws) as well as numerous animals all under one roof. Upon reaching a level of obesity where sex and age seem less pronounced, they will insist upon everyone calling them Ma'am-maw. They will almost always have a southern accent, despite the fact that they can be found all over the world. Ma'am-maws are quite partial to power chairs, sponge baths, children's beauty pageants, cats, daytime television, and of course almond roca.

I wanted some meatballs at the buffet, but some Ma'am-maw cleaned them all out!

by Scandanavian746 June 9, 2010

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howdy ma'am

To have sexual intercourse with someone, if the other person is female.

I gotta go home and howdy ma'am the missus.

by LudwigVan December 8, 2003

8๐Ÿ‘ 58๐Ÿ‘Ž


Miss Ma'am

A sorry, pathetic loser that is quite feminine. Highlights include a toothpick support system, to balance out the weeble wobble, as well as a tendency to beat his family members. This character loves to pray. Has a tendency to break anything in its path; famous for a shaggy mop haircut.

Look at little Miss Ma'am push the mower! It's taller than him!

by Quifah January 4, 2006

15๐Ÿ‘ 188๐Ÿ‘Ž


yes ma'am pam

another way of saying "hell yeah" or "thats good"

Brandon: I got paid today.
Chris: Yes maam pam. Thats whats up.

by Bottom boots sister March 6, 2005

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No ma'am Ms. Pam

"No ma'am Ms. Pam" means to not like, to dis-agree, to make fun of a person, place, thing or idea.

2 friends at the mall:

Friend 1: Look at that girl over there with that dull wig on her head. lol

Friend 2: Chil, that's a hot mess ! No ma'am Ms. Pam !

by remj_atl February 18, 2011

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Just the FAX, Ma'am

What an officer or detective says to a distraught lady who is bringing him piles of assorted documents, when all he'd come for was a single facsimile-printer page that is significant to his investigation.

Retired P.I.: Years ago before the advent of the Internet and junk e-mails, I investigated countless instances of over-zealous companies' sending unrequested ads/newsletters to other businesses' printer/phone-combo machines, and so I was having to frequently say, "Just the FAX, Ma'am" when a distraught secretary would be almost-hysterically showing me all the voluminous sheafs of junk-mail that her office was receiving every day.

by QuacksO December 7, 2018

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Macho Ma'am Tranny Savage

A term used to describe a male who has made the transition to a female without losing the distinct features of a man, (Penis,Facial Hair Deep Voice, etc.), It is used when this person get especially angry and is in a rage and ready to kill the nearest no good nigga.

Run bitch it's Macho Ma'am Tranny Savage and someone called them sir.

by ISONIGG January 17, 2019

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