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This is the 'Whitey Victim''s bitch who is roped into looking after the poor stoner who's 'hit white', often because they threw up in their house and the 'Whitey Maid' is forced to clean it up because the Victim is too lazy.
On the night - 'Jayk, clean up your sick!'
'Nah, I'm gonna sleep instead.'
Days later - 'Jayk, you whitey victim!'
'Shut up Josh, you were my whitey maid!'
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A kernel of popcorn that did not pop when heated.
There's a fine art to timing microwave popcorn, where you avoid burning the ones that did pop at the expense of leaving some old maids. Why 'old maid', you ask? They're the ones left behind that haven't been 'popped'.
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A housekeeper or maid that is also a sexual partner to the head of the household. There are two types of upstairs maids. The first is a full-time upstairs maid that regularly sleeps with the head of the household when there are no overnight guests. The second is part-time upstairs maid whom is run by a pimp that hides the call-girl as a maid for her to perform tricks.
"Yeah, no luck at the clubs tonight but still horny. The upstairs maid is sleeping with me tonight."
"Don't worry man, I can get one of my ladies into your gated community. She covers as an upstairs maid."
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(V) right before the point of male ejaculation, the male positions himself behind a normal household fan, and erupts into the back of the speeding fan, whilst the female graciously awaits the delicious mist of nut nectar all over her face
After I fucked Sarah, i blew my load all over her like The Maid Of The Mist
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a woman who produces breast milk as a sexual act. She can either express it on her partner, have her partner suck her off, or perform solo.
Check out the new Milk Maid porno I got.
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Like a meter-maid, except operates a speed trap and issues speeding tickets instead of parking tickets. Most often seen hiding behind photo-radar equipment.
There's a speeder maid set up on the off ramp today, watch out!
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A delicious drink made by pouring a miniature of Hennessy in a round glass bottle of martinelli's apple juice.
Guy #1: Simon, i heard you sniffed beev in the Garden of Eden last night. how did that happen?
Simon: listen, STUZ, i drank four BLACK MAIDS and next thing i knew i was seeing river's steak sandwich. that was THAT.
Guy #1 (aka STUZ): you hear obama is president?
simon: what is obama?
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