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MAIL

My Ass Is Laughing

Friend_1: *something funny*
Friend_2: "MAIL! "

by Schroedinbug January 26, 2019

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MAIL

Multiple Anally Induced LOLgasms

* Yu MAILs Tak
* Tak has many LOLgasms

by Flyp July 2, 2004

12πŸ‘ 48πŸ‘Ž


mail

Shortened version of Δ°smail.

Can: Mail, what are you doing?
Δ°smail: please don’t call me Mail.

by Cheers Love! Tracer’s here! March 28, 2019

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Mail it in

A term used in the 2002 cult comedy Van Wilder. While by the looks of it is not funny, but when yelled in public in everyday life it is hilarious. It is used when somebody does not want to drop something off in fear of something or someone they may encounter along the way.

Movie:
After Van's unfortunate encounter with the elder admission's director:
Taj- "Do you want to drop of the application or mail it in?"
Van- "MAIL IT IN!!!! Mail it in."

Real Life:
Colin- "So Michael how are you gonna give that thing to that really ugly girl? Are you gonna drop it off or mail it in?"
Michael- "MAIL IT IN!!!!"

by MD-Block June 29, 2005

15πŸ‘ 124πŸ‘Ž


Daily Mail

The only brand of toilet paper that, when used, leaves more shit on you than you started with. Also see Daily Heil.

Daily Mail your garden: shit helps plants grow.

by Ken Livingstill February 16, 2005

1331πŸ‘ 103πŸ‘Ž


Sneaker Mail

Delivering an electronic copy by walking from one computer to another, using a disk (archaic) or a thumb drive.

Ethelbert copied the term paper to his thumb drive, walked to the Profesor's office while wearing his new sneakers, and delivered the file using sneaker mail to the Professor's computer because the Prof did not know how to use e-mail and snail mail is too slow.

by CableHills December 20, 2006

131πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Chain Mail

Chain mail is when someone sends you a message telling you to pass it on to someone else in your contacts but they add stuff like resend this and become rich or if you do not send this to 15 contacts you will die, although they are fake some of them creep you out.

(Chain mail)

"Did you get that chain mail I sent you?"

by RadioGum May 22, 2017

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