make-up text

The apologetic text one receives after a fight or argument.

Omg that was the best make-up text I ever had!

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make-up slut

Someone that is ALL about make-up. They, eat, sleep and breathe make-up.

Person #1: OMG that girl's make-up looks SOO good!
Person #2: She looks like a make-up SLUT!
Person #1: Is that a bad thing?
Person #2: Defintely not!

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Make up sex

A dying tradition which is the main reason why many people are getting divorced

Person A: My parents fought and now they're getting a divorce
Person B: Did they have make up sex?
Person A: If they did would I be in this mess

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make-up goblin

Women who work the cosmetic counters at department stores and wear far too much make-up than necessary as if trying to advertise every color, shade and base and blush sold all at once.

The make-up goblin's at the Mac counter look like the android females in Robert Palmers rock video "Addicted to Love".

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Make-up malfunction

When a prep girl forgets to put on make-up. With it, they appear to be gorgeous. Without it, it’s a completely different story.

Prep girl: Hi, Mike
*Mike see’s normally hot prep girl who forgot make-up*
Mike: WHOA! DUDE! MAKE-UP!
Prep girl: *blushes with shame because of make-up malfunction*
Other prep girl: You ugly whore
Mike: She’s right, I’m going to the prom with HER now…haha, bitch
*They beat the shit out of prep girl for violating the natural laws of ugliness and proceed to have sex on the gymnasium floor*

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make-up remover

When a guy cums on a girls face after a blowjob and when he goes to lick it all off her makeup comes off too, sometimes leaving the girl looking like a fugly rat.

Jordan: "I never pull make-up removers with hookers cause all the nasty make-up they wear make it taste like shit"

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Make-up Hangover

The state of one's face the morning after a rip-roaring night of partying and falling asleep with a full face of make-up, resulting in a drastic case of raccoon eye or liquid liner leakage. This is a usual happening on Jersey Shore; most recently in an episode where we found Sammi the Sweetheart painstakingly picking mascara goop out of the inner corner of her eye after a rough night at the bar with Ronnie. Wash your faces ladies!

Sammi looked like crap the next morning because she didn't wash her face - mascara goop in her eye and liquid liner all over her pillow. She was suffering a serious case of make-up hangover.

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