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A more senior, and generally larger scale version of a camels toe. Looks more like piano wire garotting an ardvarks rear. More prevalent in older ladies that "were once hot, but now are not"
Your wife needs to get a new swimsuit mate, that one shes got on may have fit her 20 years ago but now it just shows her "Mammoths hoof" its so tight!!! Its not a good look.......
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The Behemoth Mammoth is an imaginary monster that kills and eats young children. Its place of origin is the church on Bryant Woods Dr. in Princeton, IL, and is often found lurking in the stairwell of that church, waiting for a tasty meal. It comes out just after sundown, and will make its attack(s) from dusk to dawn.
Normally it doesn't come out of its hiding place, but sometimes, if kids are riding their bikes around the parking lot of the church, it will sneak out and chase them, closing in on its prey.
The Behemoth Mammoth is the one mammoth known to have survived the Ice Age. Despite its extraordinary size, it can run at astonishingly fast speeds, easily able to outrun small children.
Though first located in Princeton, it roams throughout the entire state of Illinois, and very few who see it ever live to see the light of day again.
It has been rumored to resemble Snuffleupagus from Sesame Street.
Having lived in Princeton for 9 years of my childhood, the Behemoth Mammoth was one of the monsters my parents frightened me with.
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When a guy shaves his pubes and all the hair gets stuck to his dick.
Person 1:OMG bro, i shaved my pubes yesterday and I got a total Wooly Mammoth!!
Person 2: Why the fuck would would you tell me that.
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When girls go through a period of non-shaving bliss!
Damn Erin Walker and Kristine Mattiace are such wooly mammoth! Shave your cooter. Tame that shit.
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In James Bond 007 Nightfire when a multiplayer game is set up with team battle with all super maxed stats rook bots, pistols, at fort knox up to 30 kills. with regular health for players, and 100% for rooks.
Kevin: Are your guys ready for some Slay The Mammoth?
Jim: Are you ready to get bum raped by some Rooks?
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A fucknut, idiot, douchebag, retard, jackass, Justin Bieber fan, generally every negative name out there.
Closely related to pussy panda, asscrack jerboa, douche buffalo, and prostate gremlin.
"Get back in the kitchen and make me a fucking sandwich, bitch."
"Go impale your ass with a broom, you fucking cunt mammoth."
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