Random
Source Code
Random
A man with a gut so perfect and round ladies are drawn and want to touch just like Buddha.
Jim's fat mans charm got him laid again.
10👍 4👎
this is a fat man who has at least twelve layers of fat don't tell him but his feet are the size of an elephants hoof the fat twatty when bard the fat man enters a car he goes "I'm in my mums car brumm snap" the only reason the car breaks because he is so fat another fact about fat man brad is he is extremely scared of dogs the fat fuckckckckck
oh look the brad the fat man if running from another dog because the dog wants to bit his p1 pecker off
the milk that lactates out of a fat man's tits
you can get the same out by squeezing the tits like a cow but the best way is to make him chase a doughnut like a fucking dog
bro, I'm thirsty as fuck
man you look like you need some fat man milk
bro, I could kill for some right now
yea me too
oh come here, fat boy
When an individual is lazy or tired and takes a bite out of food. The person takes his or her piece of food (Pizza, for example), holds it above their head, tilts their neck back, flips the food the other way (So the back of their hand is facing their head), and loosely puts it downward into their mouth. This is usually accompanied by a moan of delight.
"Steve was so high last night! He had a twinkie and did the Fat Man Bite on it."
5👍 2👎
tracksuit bottoms with elasticated waists, designed for the more overweight. they are popular in ireland with knackers, and D4s, who wear them stuffed into Ugg boots or Dubes.
Knacker: Alri anto, nice fat man pants ya got on der
Anto: Fuck off ya bleedin homo
___________________________
D4 1: Oh ma god babes, totally got myself a pair of fat man pants yesterday.
D4 2: ooooh babes! where?
D4 2: im too embarrassed to say babes. its like a total fucking descent into lower class. but there is a recession on..
D4 1: where did you get them babes?
D4 2: *blushes* Dunnes Stores.
11👍 7👎
A punch using a streight arm and hitting with the wrist used by fat men.
see 'heft'
'imagine getting fat man punched by that guy'
3👍 1👎
fat man's chest is the remake of the movie: pirates of the carribean: dead man's chest. only this isn't a dead man, but a fat man.
did you allready watched fat man's chest?
8👍 6👎