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Man Boobs

Man boobs is when the man is just so fat, you can make out two titty shape on his chest. This is extremely common throughout the US, where recent statistics shows that a shocking 98% of US male (ranging from fetus to corpse, only in the US of course) actually have man boobs.

The term given, by a recent scholar, is "moobs".
Moobs cannot be cured, as it is in all American male's gene to be fat and ridiculous, I am sorry, I cannot help you.

Scientist have speculated that in the future, because so many man in the US have moobs, 98% of the male offspring will be transformed into half male half female, fat, ugly, but with huge titties.

1: BLAH BLAH BLAH.....

2: WHOA! You got Man Boobs? Mooooobs.....

1: Really? Wow, I'm only 6 : )

2: Puberty is awesome.

The example shown, also includes the example of a retarded American, who cannot determine the difference between growing moobs and reaching puberty.

by U MAD? July 16, 2012

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Man Boobs

Large womanly breasts on men.

Whoa Look at the chick!

Thats not a chick its a dude!

No way... MAN BOOBS!!!!

by Dreaaa:) August 5, 2011

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man boobs

a person who enjoys to tease women with his abnormally large breasts.

1.katie price: look owen trumans got bigger tits than i do!
2. look he has titties like a woman.(man boobs)

by connor tlee January 2, 2013

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man boobs

fat boi. a thing that men should not have but sometimes get due to being a fatty boi. but that's ok let's not fat shame.

jacob: elmo your man boobs are big and jiggly today-
elmo: shut up jacob you have bigger and more jiggly man tits than me! ๐Ÿคฎ

by kolb January 12, 2020

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the man boobs

When something is really terrible, horid, or aweful. The ultimate level of repulsion; direct opposite of "the tits"

Person Number One: "Dude, The Omen was the Tits!"
Person Number Two: "Nacho Libre was the man boobs!"

by ispeakthetruth June 26, 2006

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man boob syndrome

man boob syndrome is a common condition in the United Kingdom and the United States of America. It occours when a male with a rather poor diet puts on large amounts of fat from fast food etc. These Manboobs (commonly known as moobs) are frighteningly similar to the female breast.

Fred: Check out that dudes man boobs!
Phil: haha... they look like real tits as well, i bet he suffers from Man Boob Syndrome

by Woodworm March 8, 2007

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Man Boob Call

When a man puts his cell phone in his breast pocket and due to excessive movement, a call is dialed by accident.

Strange. I heard a voice coming from my shirt and realized it was my boy, Mike on the phone. He asked why I had called him. "Man, sorry, I just man boob called you, bro....whazzup?"

by mruptownman April 5, 2018

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