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basically the ultimate dare; you can not turn these down, or you will be punched in the chest as hard as the person that manchestered you can punch.
"I'm going to stick this up your ass"
"manchester"
"damnit"
*punch*
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Manchester (gunchester) is a great place, even though every fucker thinks they are a gangsta ''yo gran give us a tenner for a bud''. ''Ee-yar go and ask Steve if he's got a spare cig until tomorra
Wanna go to Manchester tomorrow?
Not Manchester, I'll probably get shot.
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a game invented in Blearwater, Florida. The game involves at least two participants where one participant is to say something definitive, such as: "I will _____, I'm going to ______, I'd _______, I'm tryna ______, etc." Once the participant makes this statement, another participant can say "Manchester," which will then require the first participant to fulfill the statement they had stated within 24 hours (or a specified time frame decided by the participant calling the Manchester). If the original statement is not fulfilled within the given time frame, then the participant who called the Manchester is then enabled to slap the participant who made the original statement, with any level of force decided by the the person doing the slapping. The only way to counteract getting Manchestered is if the participant who made the definitive statement says "Liverpool" IMMEDIATELY AFTER MAKING THE DEFINITIVE STATEMENT. You can't say it before, middle, or during the statement being made.
Person 1: i'm gonna fucking kill myself
Person 2: Manchester
Person 1: fuck
Manchester is by far the best city in the UK.
Home to the Printworks, the Trafford Centre and Manchester arndale and famous for two premiership teams Manchester United and Manchester City.
Best looking people!
Manchester is sick!
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A northern, working class industrial and cultural city with a wide variety of people. One of the key cities in the industrial revolution, and the backbone of the country. Despite being smaller than a lot of other cities, an inordiately large amount of industry and talent and culture comes out of manchester, most definitely the capital of the north.
Canberra is the capital of Au, but smaller than Sydney. Go figure.
There is often a debate as to what is the 2nd city in the uk - Birmingham or london. Behind Manchester, of course.
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The use of male breasts, i.e., bitch tits, for intercourse.
I totally gave Meat Loaf the Manchester of his life last night!
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Place not too far from cities of Leeds and Liverpool. Better than people think and not as much of a dive as it used to be. Has those out-side urinal things though and a woman who always tries to use them and mooches off people outside Burger King.
'Hi, can i mooch off you please? I can't speak so have cleverly written this on some cardboard with a shit biro' in Manchester
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