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A baby whose parents are retarded and have cancer. When the baby is born it is taken away by the government and put into a large glass of syrup. Before the government sells the baby to a chinese restaurant to be served as pork the baby drinks all of the maple syrup, breaks through the glass, and escapes.
Mathew and Josh are both a Cantarded Maple Syrup Downs' Sydrome Baby Escapee.
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the weird sticky stuff in Canada that makes your mom cry like when your dad left
pass me that maple syrup
i am in need of that maple syrup because i found out im adopted
-Theo's brother
a hot non canadian powerhouse with a large dick opposite of gloryburner and or amborz
dude maple syrup is so hot and cool
The act of farting into one another's asses.
"Hey bud, let's maple syrup handshake later!"
Like sleigh riding, but add some maple syrup and licking!
We wanted to go for a sleigh ride but decided on maple syruping!
Contains Protein,Vitamin A,Vitamin C,Iron,Pottasium
Mom,I Like Maple Syrup Flavor Pie Its Healthy!
Seriously?,Could someone eat this healthy.
Yes Mom.