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Law of Diminishing Marginal Fucks Given

The rate at which one gives gives fewer fucks.

DMFG: G(F)={(D/S)*D{Nbar^2} -- the number of given fucks is equal to the days left in the semester times the distance from you to the nearest bar (Cornell notation replaces Nbar with NBrB)

There's an economic principle at play here. One that I think a lot of people take away from econ courses. It's called the Law of Diminishing Marginal Fucks Given (or DMFG).

by Andj87 May 4, 2016


Functional marginalized whiner

A black kid that never once got their ass whooped as a kid, but somehow all they can talk about is how much harder it is to be them than it is to have lighter (especially pale) skin (usually to try and walk over or manipulate people that experience has taught them tend to be easier to manipulate than their own people).

All the functional marginalized whiner did was complain about how immature and dysfunctional all these so called privileged whites got to be, if only he/she could act that way like he/she wished for as a kid (as the stereotype goes, all the blond kids were having all the fun).

by The Original Agahnim December 9, 2021

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Functional marginalized whiner

A black kid that never got their ass whooped by an authority figure (such as a parent) as a kid, then they get out into the world where not everybody has to be nice or refrain from cursing all the time and all of a sudden it's harder to be them than it is to be anybody (especially somebody with lighter skin/hair).

Nobody ever picked on the functional marginalized whiner, instead people usually picked on people they thought were easier targets, people with lighter skin and hair, people that seemed more childish and fucked up, people that didn't seem as together.

by The Original Agahnim December 9, 2021

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font and margin games

A set of games played by high school and college students everywhere. The goal is to make a short essay look as long as possible by adjusting font size, font type, and margin distance, all without making it noticeable to the teacher or professor. If they notice and points are taken off, the game is lost.

Font and Margin games turned my 5 page paper into a 6 page paper.

Billy got a little overzealous with font and margin games; His professor noticed and gave him a zero.

by area69 March 2, 2020


The Margins

(Insert name) The Margins!

The margins of a page are where you stop writing. It is used to tell people to stop doing something in many situations.

Janet the Margins! Stop printing 20 copies of the shrek musical script, we don't need that many!

by Ripple376 October 25, 2019


grim margin

similar to a camel toe, a fold or indent in panties or shorts in women in the crotch area

she had a nice grim margin

by goose4u November 20, 2007


Marginalize

If you're a black guy, a Jew, or a Mexican/Latin American, the police are going to act a little different when they get a call about you versus one about other groups. It's really a matter of what somebody looks like and not where the call was made.

Really the rest of us are together in this to marginalize Black people, Jews, and Mexicans/Latin Americans is what it seems like. The rest of us almost made the Indians disappear already, and don't treat Black people, Jews, or Mexicans/Latin Americans much better most of the time, day to day.

by Solid Mantis April 29, 2021