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when you've been together too long and you get the itches for something new
I am going to itch at my marital fleas all night long.
Damn, those maritals fleas made me hit your sister.
The systematic use of terror and/or unlawful warfare by one spouse against the other spouse as a means of coercion.
In an effort to compel my recognition of her financial contribution to our family, my wife engaged in "Marital Terrorism" when she opened a saving account in her own name, withdrew large amounts of cash from our joint bank account and deposited into her savings account.
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Used to call gossiping women, often around the ages of 20 and upwards.
They are known to hage originated from the Philippines where there are a large amount of the Marites and Marisols.
The term was also from the Philippines.
Marites!
Nagkalat ng chismis!
Translation: Marites!
She has spread gossip again!
Marites and Marisol has spread gossip again.
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The years spent in a bad marriage. The time which was lost in marital hell. Upon waking up out of a marital coma a woman behaves the age she was when she got married. Marital comas contribute greatly to the cougar phenomenon.
Upon waking from her 14 year marital coma, Maggie was fiercly attracted to and preyed upon the young hunky 20-somethings at the sports bar where she and her children often dined.
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Prenuptial
Think you may need a marital condom for this bitch.
When a woman stops shaving her private area because she just doesn't care anymore now that she is married. This can include her legs and pits too.
This term is also applicable to men if he stops "grooming" his area because he has gotten too comfortable in his relationship.
*Individuals can have a marital bush without necessarily being married if they have already become too comfortable in their relationship.*
"Damn, that shit used to be nice and smooth," said Bob.
"What's going on now?" Asked Sam.
"She's got that marital bush going on. She just don't give a damn no more."
Iets heel raars
There's no way I'll do the Dirty Marit again. Last time was way too weird.
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