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Mascot

A furry before furries were even a thing

I hate wearing this mascot outfit, I sweat my ass off, it's ridiculously itchy, and all the players
make fun of me, EVEN THE DAMN CHEERLEADERS!

by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018


Mascot

Alternate name to call somebody other than retarded so as not to offend. Taken from sports teams looking at other humans who have impairments or lesser intellect as a source of inspiration for their championship run.

Arnold's sister is such a mascot!

by CabritoSnow November 21, 2019


boat mascot thingies

The things that goes on the front of a boat.

Hey, did you see that mermaid?
Where?
On that boat. It's one of those boat mascot thingies.

by Classic Joe October 3, 2019


IcedUpTV Server Mascot

The iceduptv server mascot is the person who is currently being the representative of Iceduptv discord server. The subject is highly disputed, with many falsely claiming to be mascot over the years. The only true mascot of iceduptv however is egadduck.

person 1: You're not the IcedUpTV Server Mascot! I am!

Person 2: You'd never be fit to be the iceduptv server mascot! *scoffs*

by Abyr June 4, 2024


The difference between mascot and furry

I will now quote TF2's sniper for the difference: ones a job and ones a mental sickness

"What's the difference between mascot and furry? Well, the difference bein' one is a job and the other's a mental sickness!"

by Possiblewarcriminal July 17, 2023


cunt-mascot

Orignially coined by femisist artist Carolee Schneemann in her autobiography. It was used to imply that you were only included as a woman in a male dominated environment because of your looks.

Today this word is the description of a woman who celebrates her reliance on her looks and sexuality in order to ascertain power.

"You could be an artist, but you were really a kind of cunt-mascot." -Carolee Schneemann.

Modern example- Woman in corporate attire, with short skirt, cleavage busting and towering heels is introduced at a meeting by her male boss. "Harry, I'd like you to meet Bianca, she's our newest asset here at (insert business name)."

by BButton February 27, 2012


Caravan Mascot

When a caravan of male hookers wishes to hire a new member, but he refuses, so they break into his house, tie him up, and ejaculate in all of his holes. They then put an apple in his mouth, take pictures, and threaten to publish them should they still not decide to join.

"So, I tried to get Isaiah Jaegar to join up with us, but he refused."

"Caravan Mascot?"
"Yes. Tonight."

by GayMidgetNuggetVorePorn February 2, 2018