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A very hard and stressful subject, which our evil teachers make us learn, and if we don't, we're automatically failures to everyone around us.
Everyone knows that the "m" in "math" stands for MURDERING.
Math-Student that failed: SH!t! I FAILED. AGAIN. MY DAD IS GONNA KILL ME.
Another math-student that failed: FUCK. I KNOW! SAME HERE.
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Shit you learn in school that wastes your time because you will never use it again. Shitty education system, so fucking inefficient.
Teacher in a Trigonometry class: How many of you are math majors?
1 out of 36 students raises his hand. Thanks for wasting everyone else's time.
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During sex or your math lesson:
You add the bed,
Subtract the clothes,
Divide the legs,
And pray you don't multiply.
Dude, my girl taught me math last night.
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Arguably the most under-appreciated art form: patterns, symmetries, shapes, formulas, rules, proofs, applications, mysteries, myths, philosophies, ahas, and the like.
If math is the language of science and technology, why is it the world’s most disliked school subject for billions of students and their parents?
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A mate that knows exactly how to please your body. They
know just what to do and how long to do it and if there is ever any sex outside of the relationship then the 'math' is altered.
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One of the core disciplines within science. The major fields within mathematics are algebra, analysis, number theory, topology, geometry, combinatorics, and logic. Math is concerned with structure, space, change, and quantity.
Mathematics requires much rigor for writing proofs. Most people are only introduced to mathematics that does not require such rigor. Mathematics is extremely influential in many fields, and, without it, modern society would not be the same - it would be less advanced.
It is only two weeks into the term that, in a calculus class, a student raises his hand and asks: "Will we ever need this stuff in real life?" The professor gently smiles at him and says: "Of course not - if your real life will consist of flipping hamburgers at MacDonald's!"
Q: What is the difference between a Ph.D. in mathematics and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four...
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