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A Joe Mather

A short 5ft 4” guy, who likes to start sentences with guys

An example of a Joe Mather is:

Joe walked over to George and Sara and said β€œGuyyys! What are you up too?”

by Oh Deer April 6, 2020


Mather's Day

the holiday celebrated on both Mother's and Father's Day by those single parents that have no actual children but only pets.

Permissible celebrations include cooking your favorite meal and feeding your pet from the table while you eat, forcing your pet to sit on the couch to watch a movie with you and buying yourself a gift, wrapping it and then opening it while you act surprised and thank your pet for the thoughtful gift.

Me and my dog sat and watched movies all day to celebrate Mather's Day this year. I'm preparing myself for when I actually have a child and we can celebrate Father's Day together.

by ernmoran May 9, 2011

10πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Kim Mathers

just a normal lady who was in a relationship that had its ups and downs but who's private life was unfortunately public for all to judge.

people who dont know her calling her a whore, people taking lyric's too literally.

by reggie June 16, 2003

231πŸ‘ 157πŸ‘Ž


kim mathers

A distraught and troubled woman in which the media has made out to be the Devils Spawn.

Who are we to judge?? Are we all so perfect that we can stand up and point our fingers at whats right and wrong? Its such a shame....

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

134πŸ‘ 91πŸ‘Ž


Fack Mather

Oftenly used in SRO, is an slang term for Fuck Mother.

Guy1: Dude, get the f*ck out of my grinding spot.
Guy2:Fack mather!

by MetalMasteRβ„’ April 19, 2009

14πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Kim Mathers

The luckiest woman in the world.

She has a beautiful daughter from an incredibly beautiful/talented man, with whom she had gotten a second chance.

by jen June 11, 2003

99πŸ‘ 69πŸ‘Ž


Kim Mathers

Sad young mom who can't live with or without her man--come on, we've all been there. She's just turning to all the wrong places for help.

by Haley August 4, 2003

177πŸ‘ 134πŸ‘Ž