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If it was easy, it'd be your sister.
Math is to porn as brain is to dick
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whoever invented it should be rotting in hell as we speak. Also the substitute for most common curse words.
This is bullmath! I mathing hate the mothermathers they can all burn in mathing hell ya mathing bitch. Math me I'm all riled up now so math your mathin mather mathing maths.
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WHY GOD WHY!?!!@!$131#!#!
why did you give us math!?!?#$!$
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A very hard and stressful subject, which our evil teachers make us learn, and if we don't, we're automatically failures to everyone around us.
Everyone knows that the "m" in "math" stands for MURDERING.
Math-Student that failed: SH!t! I FAILED. AGAIN. MY DAD IS GONNA KILL ME.
Another math-student that failed: FUCK. I KNOW! SAME HERE.
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Shit you learn in school that wastes your time because you will never use it again. Shitty education system, so fucking inefficient.
Teacher in a Trigonometry class: How many of you are math majors?
1 out of 36 students raises his hand. Thanks for wasting everyone else's time.
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During sex or your math lesson:
You add the bed,
Subtract the clothes,
Divide the legs,
And pray you don't multiply.
Dude, my girl taught me math last night.
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Arguably the most under-appreciated art form: patterns, symmetries, shapes, formulas, rules, proofs, applications, mysteries, myths, philosophies, ahas, and the like.
If math is the language of science and technology, why is it the world’s most disliked school subject for billions of students and their parents?
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