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I had thought I knew what maturity was…then I graduated high school
He had so maturity
Normal work day, on a conference call, about to squeeze out a nice silent fart through an Aeron chair and surround myself with deadly aroma. At the last second, I noticed a slightly off center feeling in the sphincter, and induced a underwear-saving clench when I sharted a moment later. The experience really highlights how this is really a game of inches. Sure I coated the cheeks with some viscous mud, but that quick reaction saved me from free balling for the day. As a younger man, I doubt I would have possessed the intimate connection to and understanding I have for my body that prompted that clench. But today, following years of beers, beans, farts and conference calls, I'm really tuned in and avoided a perilous situation.
I could have pooped my pants but instead showed maturity...
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Something most world leaders are not
That president was not mature enough to run America.
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Natural maturity or being mature in a natural way
Experience is a matural teacher.
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A self-descriptive term often used in personal ads, which is synonymous with boring as all hell.
Hi. My name is John. I'm a 34 year old stamp collector with a mature personality.
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n: A word reffering to the slow and painful process by which the human soul dies, and then proceeds to rot. This process ends when someone becomes fully mature, and are thus devoid of all joy and personality.
My dad represents maturity, he works 9 to 5 in a cubicle for 5 days a week. He also respects women, and never tells any racist or crude jokes. That poor bastard...
Mom: "You kids stop having fun this instant! Honestly, you need to be more mature."
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a person who is old enough to buy their own liquor and does not read their boyfriends emails and respond for him.
a person who frequently goes on their boyfriends email or msn or facebook and pretends to be him in order to have conversations with his friends is NOT mature.
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