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John Mayer

Or Mayer for short. This is another name for Douche, a guy who doesn't know a good thing when he has it. Shallow, selfish, and narcissistic. Lord, help the poor girl who wastes her time imagining this guy thinks beyond the length of Johnson, which is usually shorter than average and his prematurity matches his immaturity; as evidenced by how he would brag to world about his conquests. He should thank his lucky stars that the women, who are for numerous reasons, to good for him, don't return the favor and blast about how utterly, sexually and in all other ways, disappointing he is.

They have no respect for women

Dushe: "yeah, I like to flip it, smack it, rub it down"

The rest of the world: "yuck, that guy is a total John Mayer"

by lovely_dragon February 24, 2010

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John Mayer

1. A writer and singer of some of the worst pop dreck known to man.
2.One of the best blues artists currently active.
Surprisingly, both of those definitons refer to the same damn person.

John Mayer's Room for squares is utter shit, but the songs on Try! stomp anything I've heard lately. Go figure.

by nonameandshtuff September 26, 2007

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John Mayer

An UGLY pathetic excuse for a man,uses his horrible music and undeserved fame to try and bed beautiful women who otherwise wouldnt look his way!! uses these women to make himself feel important or worthy,fucks with their heads and treats them like shite in the hope that they will keep running back to him,hence,further increasing his ego.
he does this because deep down he has no real feelings of self worth,and so he shouldnt because he is a useless unintelligent talentless excuse for a man/human being!!END OF!

john Mayer is just a cunt lol

by just had sex May 11, 2009

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John Mayer

John mayer is one of the most popular young superstars around.

John Mayer was born on October 16, 1977 and he grew up in Connecticut. Initially John only specifically listened to pop music. According to him, when he was 13 years old, he was astonished by Stevie Ray Vaughn. His goal then became to learn the guitar and emulate Stevie Ray Vaughn. After about 2 years, John was already performing in blues clubs while impressing them with his brilliance at such a young age. Eventually John decided that was not the route he wanted to take so that he may have a successful music career. It was the famous South by Southwest Music Festival in Austin, Texas in March of 2000, was where he was discovered and soon after signed to a recording contract. His debut album was entitled, Room for Squares.

Mayer's lucrative follow-up, 2004's Heavier Things, resulted in another Grammy, this time for Song of the Year.

by M. Moore August 10, 2005

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Mayer Hater

Any seemingly straight, macho, sexist male who makes fun of John Mayer, but secretly is ridiculously jealous of all the ass John Mayer gets that they don't.

Bob, don't get pissed off and become a Mayer Hater just because I'd rather poke my eye out than have sex with you.

by Brooke February 19, 2005

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john mayer

-a great lyricist
-a great blues guitarist
-humble
-gives back to his fans

What more could you want from a celeb?

John Mayer: The Peoples Musician.

by MayerLover May 4, 2006

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william mayer

sucking on that

oh william mayer your bad

by Subcordanishfly October 21, 2020

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