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V. The act of extruding your partners asshole with your mouth then inserting it into your ass while both taking a shit.
GF 1. Last night I sucked his asshole so hard its still popped out.
GF 2. OMG you gave him a Dirty Maynard?
GF 1. Girl you know I did!!!
GF 2. I hope you cleaned up afterward...?
GF 1. That shit was so hard to get out.
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The only person who loves the cock more than Anna Nicole Smith.
Wow, Maynard Jensen would give Anna Nicole a run for her money.
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Girl 1: omg! Conor Maynard is so sexy!
Girl 2: I know! I love him!
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A guy who knows nothing about football
Kyle Maynard: Liverpool won 1-0
Gus: shut up kyle you know nothing about football why don't you go die or something
Kyle: lol
Great Fella, Honestly just a fantastic fella, what a fella, he likes to eat fellas, your mum is a fella.
Mr Maynard's Famous Quote: Hey Fellas, today were doing mentals mastery
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when a wet bottom attracts sand to it and becomes irritable for the victom's anal shpinctor, and sand gets trapped in the colon.
oh man, I got a serious sandy-maynard last week when I went to the beach!
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A family from Yonkers New York. A big ass family who is well known
"Yo, don't mess wit, them, they maynards."
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