Mayo

A large man with an oversized head that can eat an enitre jar of mayo, down a fifth of wild turkey, and still be able to run around without a shirt showing his sloppy titties and still find no shame in it the next day.

Dude1: Dude, last night you got so sloppy drunk you beat up your friend, broke into a house, stole a hoagie, got put in bed by the cops and ate a chicks fat hairy cookie.

Dude2: Hmmm, I honestly do not care, suck on my ball sack.

Dude1: Dude, your such a mayo.

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Mayo

Substance slathered on the balls and then slapped gently upon the chin of an enemy or hot chick. used while whispering in the ear of the mentioned enemy / hot chick, " everything will be okay."

Guy- Everything will be okay, I brought the Mayo.
Girl- Okay.. Wait.. What?

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Mayo

The ultimate instrument. Only legends play it.

"Is Mayonnaise an instrument" - Patrick Star

Mayo

Jesus' Jizz

Jesus:"this wine represents my blood, this bread represents my flesh"
Thomas:"what about this Mayo?"
Jesus:*winks*
Thomas: (눈‸눈)

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Mayo

When coworkers are dating and one cheats with another coworker.

Did you hear that Bob pulled a Mayo?

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Mayo

1. nasty
2.gross
3.low grade dirty weed

"yo man! you have any crippi?nah man just some mayo, u know i cant afford tha good shyt

synonyms: schwag , reggies , regs ,
antonyms: crippi, dank , kind

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Mayo

A common nickname for the name "Maya"

-"Who's the new girl?"
-"Oh thats Maya, but everyone calls her mayo"

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