Me when your girl

Me when your girl is a phrase used to interrupt another persons sentence, specifically when they make a mistake. Most often used when someone stutters, but can also be used when someone corrects themselves, or if somebody says something wrong moultiple times without correcting themselves.

Often times, the phare itself is intentionally stuttered to increase the amount of embarrasment that the person who is interrupted feels.

Anon1: Yo I just watched this video whe- wh- where this guy he-
Anon2: Me whe- me when y- me, me when your girl.
Anon1: Man shut the fuck up.
Anon2: Not u-until you fix that fucking speech impe-
Anon1: M-m-m-me when your girl.
Anon2: Fuck

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Stop me when I lie

When you say something outrageous, but clearly is also true. Usually told to someone who might take offence.

Jim: You have to be in shape to wear a midriff. Looks to me like Jenny needs to hit the gym
Mike: WTF--Jenny is my girl!
Jim: Then you should know.
Stop me when I lie.
Mike: Well…she does look like she has a nick-knack sack.

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Call me when you want

A lyric of the song named:Montero by Lil nas X

When someone says this sentence, most people continue the lyrics.

Y/n:CALL ME WHEN YOU WANT
Random person :CALL ME WHEN YOU NEED

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me when the j is sus😳

A phrase one says when something happens and they can relate to it when the j is sus.

Person #1: Dude, that guy just blew up the Taco Bell toilet!
Person #2: Bro, this is literally me when the j is sus😳.

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me when the sus amodus ligma bals

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rememebr when we played amogus and me when the sus amodus ligma bals

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Me when the when the when when when the when the the

Me when the when the when when when the when the the

-Me when the when the when when when the when the the
-Wow it's really me when the when the when when when the when the the

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Me when I purposely spread misinformation on the internet

Me when I purposely spread misinformation on the internet

Me when I purposely spread misinformation on the internet

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