Clit Measuring

The equivalent of Dick Measuring done by overly testosterone producing femoids (commonly known as a feminist) usually with the intent to demonstrate how men are "obnoxious" by being even more so.

Gloria: What a lovely day ... I bet public indecency in the park under the pretext of "#metoo" would ruin it for the families in the park.

Amelia as she whips out her sad saggy tits: Guess what Gloria, I have beaten you to it. BTW check out my clit, it's way bigger than yours.

Gloria: You got it, let's do some clit measuring.

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drastic measure

An extreme act that anyone can perform, pertaining to any situation.

Any and all of us here are capable of taking a drastic measure.

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For good measure

In addition to something that has already been done.

I made Becky cum again for good measure since I was leaving for a business trip.

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Foley Measure

1) A drink in a pint glass which consists of half a pint of spirits and half a pint of mixer (possibly counting cider as a mixer).

2) A measure of how far in a woman's G-spot is.

1) "Woah, that tank over there has got a Foley Measure!"
2) "GINA'S G-SPOT is 8 INCHES IN!"

dean measure

An underweight bag of weed. After a dealer in Tamworth named Dean, who regularly sold such bags.

"Thats an eighth, honest.."
"DEAN MEASURE"

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Draconian measures

Another way of saying reptilians are measuring people's patience and tolerance for their bullshit social experiment.

The Draconian measures were in effect.

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The Bap Measure

I wish I knew

“Starting from the Bap measure”
“Ohhhhh right ok”