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A Mega Knight is a card in the mobile game known as Clash Royal, which is only used by whores and mega fags. When having a huge push built up and getting a Mega Knight dropped right on your dick will surely have you think about killing yourself. When your man smoocher opponent slaps down a Mega Knight you might as well close the app and delete it cause that is an insta loss.
I made fourteen kids kill them selfs today because i put Mega Knight in my deck
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when you consume a lot of alcohol due to your wife’s devious behaviour
when AmberTurd gets upset for you drinking a Mega Pint of alcohol after she just took a shit on your bed and blamed it on the dog.
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“a mega pint” or “a mega pint of wine” is allegedly a drink that a man drinks after having a shitty argument with their abusive bitch of a wife who is literally a gold-digger and is having affairs with multiple men.
Also, she the wife is a serial pooper in the bed 💩
Rottenborn: “You poured yourself a mega pint of red wine?”
Captain Jack Sparrow: “A mega pint?
I poured myself a large glass of wine. I thought it was necessary”.
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Being a Fag, not just any fag, but a fag that consists of over 9 billion times and even over infinity times. The biggest of the fags in the world.
Man, you see that kid's shoes? Wadda Mega-Fag.
A large glass of wine larger than your average pub size glass that is necessary after your abusive wife poops in your bed
Lawyer: you poured yourself a mega pint of wine
King Johnny: A... Mega pint 🤨😏
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Mega Knight is a card from clash royale, anyone who uses this shitbag is a fucking virgin and will have to adopt a child and say "Yeah i fucked this chick", when in reality it was a 700lb fat ass who hasn't left her bed for at least a year. He also would use Lumberloon. So he fucked his uncle and used that to say, i lost my virginity
Person 1: I use mega knight
Person 2: Fuck you i hope you end up in hell you finger yourself for life.
Person 1: I already do