'Mellow Melons

Titties that are not high and firm, but instead, fleshy and pillowy soft. Usually only found on bigger girls or women who have had kids. Good for burying your face in and getting lost; so-so good for tittie fucking.

Note: 'Mellow melons is a combo of the words "marshmellow" and "melons". It does not mean her tits are mellow as in 'chilled out'.

Donna has some nice 'mellow melons. It's like squeezing clouds.

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Yellow Mellow

Urine that is left to settle in a toilet bowl. Comes from the energy saving saying that goes "if its yellow, let it mellow. if its brown, flush it down."

Not to be confused with Mellow Yellow which was a song by Donovan in the 60's composed when he took the drug Mellow Yellow. Also not to be confused with the drink popularized by Coca Cola.

"Stop leaving yellow mellow in the toilet! The dog drank out of it and licked my face!"

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Act The Mellow

It's actually self explanatory.. This phrase, first popularized in the song Mellow by the artist HXBIBTI, means to pretend to be "chill" or "cool" (when you really just want to put yourself out there) just for the sake of a varying numerous reasons. (Ex. for a friend, or even a significant other.) Another variation of this phrase: "actin the mellow"

~ you eight faced shadow, all you should really do is act the mellow. ~

Mellow Hack

The act of having one's account usually Facebook hacked by a friend and have them post falsities as a prank.

John Smith posts "Whenever I fart, I smell a strong presence of penis."

Jane Doe replies "Babe, you better have gotten mellow hacked, or we have to rethink this relationship."

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mellow mushroom

Unlike what most think, it is more than a simple pizza joint down the road. It is the term used to describe being high to the point of absolute peace in the mind. You achieve the highest state of mellow. It is named this because the drug often used to achieve this state of mellow is the shroom.

Bob Marley founded and represented the Mellow Mushroom society!

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mellow johnny

Texan for "winner of Le Tour de France."

Cycling fan: Wow, what a stage, I'm glad Lance is in the Maillot Jaune after all that racing.

Tex: What are you talkin' about? What is mellow johnny?

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fat and mellow

A really thick joint rolled with some killer bud.

So how do you want it, thin and quick or fat and mellow?

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