Face Melter

A term coined by players of the popular MMORPG World of Warcraft, almost always referring to a particular type of priest called a Shadow Priest. This 'spec' of priest, many players proclaim, is so powerful it can literally melt the face of an opponent.

zomg tht n00b priest face melter just kild meh. nerf priests.

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Panty Melter

A car, song, band or anything that makes a women so hot you watch her panties melt and become a puddle beneath her feet.

did you see Charles' new car that Lotus is such a Panty Metler
Have you heard that new song I swear it's panty melter.

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face melter

A song that completely dominates one's life while high and reduces him/her to a reptilian state (ie. completely mindfucked); they are usually intense and intricate and have a penchant for turning brains to shit.

"Aggghhhhh! This song is melting my face!"
"I'm really bored, let's toke up and listen to some face melters."

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muff melter

After a long night at the bar you finally picked up that last call ho. You ruffied her and she guided you to her place. She's laying down before you in her bed, skirt hacked up. You turn on her curling iron, wait afer laying gentle kisses in her gentle area...then stick the burning hot melter in her pussy. muff melter.

"Hey man, you burn that pussy the other night?"
"Yeah man,muff melter"
"She suffer 3rd or 5th degree?"

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couch melter

Pot brownies that are so good it feels like you're melting into the couch when you eat them

Want some brownies? They're real couch melters

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snowflake melter

A man who eats dried cum off his boyfriends ass. And enjoys when it melts in his mouth.

Donald is the Aplha in that relationship. Eugene is the snowflake melter.

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wingnut melter

Somebody who is a complete random bag of shite. They really will say/do anything possible to confuse everyone in the vacinity.

"You're a wingnut melter, love!"
"He's a fuckin' melter"

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