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pre-menu

The act of reviewing the menu for a restaurant or bar you're about to patron in order to help with decision making once you arrive, and to get excited about the food/drinks.

Friend: Are you excited about Chuy's tonight?
Me: Hell yeah, I already pre-menued at work during my break.

by BH5245 October 25, 2015


Menu stalk

To check out a restaurant's online menu to determine what you'll order later on when you go there in person.

Do you know what you want from the new Italian place around the corner?

No, I'll menu stalk right now.

by Peter852 October 29, 2010

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full menu

Prostitutes use the terms full service OR full menu to indicate that they perform ALL sexual acts.

Hot, sexy girl for you...125...Also have two girl special...225...full menu either way.

by 66bassman August 1, 2008

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Chicken on the menu

Lesbian. Euphemism to denote a lesbian while in tasteful company so as not to cause offence.
Derived in conjunction with (and opposition to) pork sword
i.e. She may choose pork once in a while, but would always prefer chicken on the menu.

Dave, "she's hot!"
Rob, "forget it, chicken on the menu."

by Politically restricted May 15, 2011


Menu Eyes

A moment of incognisance while attempting to digest material.

For instance, when you've read an entire page of a book and you cant recall a single word.

Deriving from the overwhelming moment in a restaurant when you are trying to read the menu but really you are just looking at it and thinking about how irritating the person next to you is chewing.

Waiter: Are you ready to order?
Me: Um no. Sorry, I had menu eyes.

by BranFlakes OG July 19, 2019


put on the menu

gang slang to put a hit on someone

That snitch has officially been put on the menu.

by BigRich June 4, 2013


Tasting Menu

A sexual experience where you receive all three courses on offer (Oral, Vaginal and Anal) in a single session. Derived from the a restaurant tasting menu where one receives a sample of everything on the restaurant's menu in one meal.

Dave: How did it go with that Belgian girl you took home last night? Did you hit it?
Anthony: Yeah, I hit it, actually she even gave me a full tasting menu!

by lipbalmkwany December 21, 2009

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