the nastiest pussy you will ever encounter. its hairy, flappy and fulls of zits and basically shit
oh shit dude, why you lookin at that, shes got a fuckin merch.
dude you better cut that shit out or i'll order some merch to go just for you
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When someone gets there ass kicked
Bryon gets merched by nick and he starts crying.
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1.can be used randomly when theres an acqward silence.
2.used to make someone laugh
3. good to use if your a dumbass
Llaina:what are you doing
Cheesepipe: merch.
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Worthless merch that youโll forget about and not even wear or use once you get them. You could also burn your money. Plus, who the hell wants to be seen in merch for fucking Urban Dictionary? Thatโs like wearing merch for 4chan or Reddit. Itโs a complete waste of money. Donโt buy it at all costs.
Maxwell: I just bought this UD Merch, am I cool now?
John:How the fuck is that going to make people think youโre cool? Sometimes I just donโt understand you, Maxwell.
You really got so bored you searched it up.
Sighโฆ Iโm so bored and this stupid AD is here all the time Iโll just search up โUD merch!โ
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The table at concerts or events where you can purchase T-shirts, albums, buttons, stickers, or other various merchandise.
I'm going to check out the merch table before their set to see if they're selling their new album.
Did you see the rad buttons for sale at the merch table?
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Clothes purchased from a thrift shop.
I just got hella hobo merch. I straight pimpin!