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"Meredith" is actually a false identity assumed by the REAL Juno McGuff - the real girl who the movie tited 'Juno' was actually made about. She drinks the Sunny D, she has the tshirts, she hates Sonic Youth, she always drinks her entire slushies and then has to pee randomly throughout the rest of the day and alert everyone of it "inconspiciously" - she especially likes to inform Tommy about said peeing. Her pranks calls are the meanest - but they are so hilarious that that's a-ok with her BFFs. Her sense of humor and supportive hugs make her such an asset to her friends. They love her so much that even through the tough times they still think the sun shines out her ass. (Lol.)
Nickname: Meref.
Theme Song: Friendship from Anything Goes.
Beverage: Strawberry Diaquri.
Email: Batemanhater@honesttoblog.com
Need some sarcastic wittisisms based on a touching hit movie? Call 1-800-MEREDITH!! Want some kickass prank calls to rock your party? Call 1-800-MEREDITH!! All corny gimmicks aside, Meredith is your go-to person for pick me ups, neighborhood gossip, and explanation for common street lingo, among other things. She is always there to lift one's spirits when things like popularity, lack of self-confidence, and monthly visits from Aunt Flo ruin your outlook. She'll always be there for you when you are "Fo shiz, up the spout," and will gladly tell you "this is one doodle that can't be undid, home skillet." WARNING: If you intend to develop a friendship with Meredith, you must allow for frequent bathroom breaks; she often "drinks her weight in Sunny-D and has to go...PRONTO!!!"
An amazing girl who drinks her weight in sunny-d, eats orange tictacs and "has to go like seabiscuit". she often helps a Mary spot airplanes and looks stupid with her in public areas. She loves going to chuckie cheese and singing beatles songs. She is mean, but in a nice way and almost always has a kind word to say to most people. She is fun to rant with and always knows the gossip around the school.
That movie was so Meredith
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common nickname for Maria Amelia, a person who loves to be touched, and loves cheese
When she was sick I brought her an assortment plate of cheeses and gave her a big hug, and she laughed like someone had just thought they dropped beer out of their backpack and that's when I knew she was a Meredith.
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Meredith Is That One Girl Who Stands Out In A Group. She Ussually Plays Games Such As Minecraft and Is Loved Everywhere she goes. She Also Has the Nickname 6u8 And Says *insert Big MaD Here* AlSo LiKeS tO tAlK LiKe ThIs.
Stop Being A Meredith
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A person who is classified as a peasant. Performs self-denouncing activities, commonly know as chores. Incredibly rude to higher standing people of society, such as the Queen. Lower Class Member Banished
Hey, Meredith, you wanna hear a joke?
No, it's probably dumb.
Wow, you're officially a peasant.
Joke Sarcasm
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And amazing girl that every boy secretly likes. She as a big ass and eyes like no other don't let a Meredith get away it's a big mistake.
Me Meredith is so amazing I wish I was her.
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She is a T-H-O-R. She has blue/green eyes and blonde hair.sHe TaLkS lIkE tHiS. and she is coolllll.
have you seen meredith
yeah dude shes a T-H-O-R
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A hoe slut cheated on Ethan and is fucking ugly and he lips look like they got stung by bee
Meredith Micklesons a hoe slut
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