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Getting on a merry-go-round with your partner and having a quickie in cowgirl position on one of the horses and finishing before the merry-go-round stops
Did you have Fun at the Carnival?" "Yeah, I went on a very-merry-go-round!
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The Daytona 500 is the largest red neck Merry-Go-Round of them all.
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Special service at brothels where the customer can enjoy speed-rotating through multiple girls one after the other.
Guy 1: Dude! I had awesome time at this brothel!
Guy 2: What was it like?
Guy 1: I got with a ton of chicks! It was a Flower petal merry-go-round!
The Merry-Go-Round Sing-Along is a rare, and insanely difficult sex move. To complete successfully, one must first be male. Next, you must obtain one female sex partner. (Does not matter occupation, just female.) Both of you must get entirely naked, and she must sit on your lap, legs splayed. Do this in front of a television, and turn the channel to a kids' signing channel, and have your bitch sing to that song, in tune to the music, and give you a physical lapdance at once.
(Aliases: Merry, MGR, Mary, Spinner)
Jake: Dude, I just had the merry-go-round sing-along with Kate!
John: WHOA that's hot.
Kate: You're a douchebag Jake! We're over.
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To engage in marital relations with your significant other while moving up and down in a smooth, fluid motion as if riding the merry-go-round at a local theme park or carnival. Usually performed by red-headed men over 50 with crooked clam hammers.
Rawd: Wow, Emil. What's with the big smile??
Emil: Guess!!!!
Rawd: Ummmm..you discovered a cure for E-BOAL-EYE??
Emil: Nope!!!!
Rawd: Hmmmm..you finally got to visit the Book SUPPOSITORY???
Emil: Nope!!! Come on Rawd, you know why!!
Rawd: No I don't!! What is it!!
Emil: OK!! I'm happy because I went Up and Down Like a Merry-Go-Round last night!!!!!!
Rawd: That's fantastic. Congratulations!!
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A term used for sex. The sex partner, male or female, sits on top of the other partner's penis, or horse, and goes up and down on it.
Female: "I'm wanna ride The Merry-Go-Round. ;)"
Male: "Oh Yeah. Enjoy the ride!;)"
The Multi-cultural Merry-go-Round is when a guy sits in the center of your local kindergarten playground's merry-go-round while one of each female race stands around the circle naked and bends over ass facing inwards. The merry-go-round is then spun, which gives the man in the center a 360 degree view of all the asses around the world.
"Dude, my girlfriend let me ride the multi-cultural merry-go-round last night and I've never been the same!"
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