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Known as, "The Jewel of the Hills." An eastern part of San Diego County, it divided in two: Nice La Mesa and Ghetto La Mesa. Nice La Mesa, running from about Lake Murray Blvd to about Dallas St, is comprised mostly full of old people and old Russian people. Ghetto La Mesa, running from El Cajon Blvd. to way down University, is, well, ghetto. It's not too East County to have too many SRH & Skin bros running around, but the weather is temperate and the land has lots of trees and foliage of the sort.
"Dude where do you live so I can pick you up for the awesome kegger tonight?"
"Well man, I live across the 8 freeway from San Diego State in La Mesa in a nice house overlooking the lake."
"Really? I live in a cramped and dirty 6 bedroom mini-dorm with 14 dudes! Wow, you're so lucky!"
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Arguably one of the most uninteresting places in San Diego, that is, unless you love giant fish market superstores, old asian men who have an extreme difficulty grasping the complexity of proper english, and absolutely hate good parties.
It is the retarded and ugly step sister (bore to the father by a mentally incapacitated Taiwanese hooker {five dolla, make you holla}) of Scripps Ranch.
Also see: boring, asian, lame, Honda Civic.
Ling Ling: We can either go Bowleen, to moovees, or to de Jamma Juuuse. Das eet.
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Mesa is one of the people that you meet and think is rude but when you actually get to know her she is the most sweet and PROTECTIVE and will always back you up if you ever find a mesa you need to keep her and never EVER leave her!!!
Girl:Hey is that Mesa Tilley!
Boy:Yeah thats my bestie!
Girl:I wish she was my bestie!
One of the realest mother fuckers on earth. Most times he seems crazy but is really a genius. Also invented the term lurp which was made famous in Austin Texas and then Houston.
Preston mesa is lurpy and crazy but he's real and always knows the answer
A city in East San Diego County. Like most of East County it is warm and dry 99% of the time. Also like the rest of East county, there are more stoners than nonstoners in the teenage population. There are a few less bro's than El Cajon or Santaa but they're here, don't kid yourself. The only bad thing about La Mesa is the old people that honk at the approx. 800 million skateboarders and don't seem to understand the expression "Share the road."
La Mesa is maybe 1/3 old people, 1/3 stoners/bros/punks, and 1/3 middle aged adults that DGAF life.
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the northern to north-western end of the city of MESA, Arizona, a suburb of Phoenix.
The population is 50% poor white trash, and 50% illegal immigrants from mexico who wear ripped clothes on the street and get attacked by the white trash population.
The white trash population drives broken down pick-up trucks from 1978 and drink keystone light beer because its the only one on sale at circle K.
girls that live in north-mesa are either 15 year old pregnant white trash skanks, or hispanic skanks, either way...there's not one decent girl in north mesa, unless you want a racist, truck-drivin ho-bag with 3 teeth who has 3 kids while in high school.
North Mesa is also the only place where you can find an 85 ford bronco with confederate flag stickers, authentic mexican food 24 hours a day, and 3 hobos pissing on your car all one one city street.
North mesa is the little mexico of the east-valley of the Phoenix Metro area, with high crime rates, very high dropout rates, and way too many bums and hobo's for comfort...1 bum on every street corner.
Nobody with money or class lives in North-Mesa, because its a living hell. Its the side of town that was meant to be bulldozed and condemned, but the government forgot about it.
If your in Phoenix, make sure to skip your trip to the northern/western end of Mesa...spare yourself the headache and the jumping by 20 rednecks in a 92 ford bronco.
guy 1: hey man, where can I find a redneck breeding ground?
guy 2: North mesa dude!
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Mesa, Arizona is a very safe place to live. But the only thing i dont like about Mesa is the heat, it gets very hot. The people here in Mesa, AZ are very friendly.
First person : hey, you guys wanna take a trip to Mesa, AZ ??
2nd person : yesss, I was there last year and I loved it
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