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do not feed the metroids

a simple statement, warding off those who think metriods are cute, and look hungry. metroids feed off of the life forces of other living creatures. feeding them your rations might reek havoc upon thier specialized digestive systems. also, if a metroid sucessfully recieves energy from any meal, it grows in size and strength. so by feeding a metroid in a holding tank, you are helping it escape.

if you are stupid enough to want to feed a metroid, why dont you just jump in the tank , and let it eat you?

by alex r May 30, 2005

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Metroid Other M

Metroid Other M is the latest installment in the Metroid game series. Metroid Other M takes place after Super Metroid. Samus is flying her ship when she encounters a distress call codenamed 'baby's cry'. She flys to a huge space station called the Bottle Ship, where she meets her former commanding officer Adam Malkovich and the 7th Platoon which she used to fight with. You will play through 3 sectors and also 2 extra ones called Main Sector, (where you begin) and Sector Zero, (where the game ends.) Sector 1 is a jungle, sector 2 is snow, and sector 3 is lava. *SPOILER ALERT* Eventually you meet a girl name Madelin Bergman or MB for short, who is a witness to a murder... one of the members on you platoon is a traitor. Anthony Higgs, a long-time friend of Samus, is thrown into the lava by Ridley, but miraculously survives. It is eventually discovered that the Galactic Federation is creating metroids to use them as a weapon. Adam Malkovich gives his life to save Samus, they have had a rough past. She was rebellious during her days in the Federation, and at the end of each briefing, Adam would say, "No objections, right lady?" Members would give a thumbs up if they understood and agreed with the briefing, but Samus gave a thumbs down. Samus makes it out fine and so does Anthony.

Metroid Other M is a must-buy game!

by A7X forever September 7, 2010

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Metroid data base

The metroid data base is #1 when it comes to metroid knowledge. It has a vast makority of information including forums with friendly people. Be aware though it is a formal site so no spamming.

metroid database news ridley
Metroid data base

by ridley-x August 17, 2009

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Metroid Prime 2: Echos

A non-existant game. Totally fake. Because everyone with a 5th grade education knows it's Metroid Prime 2: Echoes...not Echos, ya dumbfucks!

"My friend is such a dumbass n00b, he's waiting for Metroid Prime 2: Echos!" "Hahah, dumbass...he'll never find THAT game!"

by anonymous December 8, 2004

38๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


metroid-clamped-on-your-balls

the feeling an metroid newbie is supposed to get when playing metroid prime 2.

" (the game is pretty difficult). in fact, its just a smidge away from being too hard--newbies can expect a full-on, metroid-clamped-on-your-balls evisceration--but vets will undoubtedly enjoy the rich, meaty challenge."

by alex r November 17, 2004

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y cant metroid crawl

A awful post from the now defunct Miiverse, posted by PaulyU. He was later banned for selling a game through the service.

PaulyU: y cant metroid crawl?

by LouBlu08 April 16, 2021


Metroid Prime 4

The 4th Main entry in the Metroid Prime series. It was announced at e3 2017 and we haven't gotten anything other than the logo since then, but in early 2019, Nintendo announced development would be restarting development because they didn't think it met standards, and brought Retro studios to develop (The studio behind the other 3 main Metroid Prime Games and the Modern Donkey Kong Country games).

"We are restarting development on Metroid Prime 4"
"That's bad"
"We are bringing on Retro studios to develop"
"That's good"
"It is not the same team who made the original games"
"That's bad"
"But it is the same people who made the modern DKC games"
"Can I go now"

by heywaitasecond March 23, 2021