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man microphone

Yet another term for penis.

My friend Pauly LOVES to sing into the man microphone.

by Mallen December 4, 2007


glass microphone

refers to when a group of people are all getting high by passing around a pipe, typically made of blown glass, and the person currently holding it decides to start telling a story or a long-winded joke...completely forgetting that they're still in possession of the ganja.

Dude, enough with the glass microphone, pass that shit over here already!

by so stoked February 28, 2005

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microphone head

A low key way to describe a black person who is ignorant or rude.

Jim: omg, that black guy just called that white guy a fucking cracker!
Bob: What a microphone head!

by Hieter976 February 18, 2003

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Microphone Polluter

AKA as an "MP." Someone who thinks he/she's an MC and that he/she can flow on the mic, but they are wack and in reality they are polluting the microphone with their wannabe rhymes.


Jackie: Yo, what was up with that guy who grabbed the microphone away from Rakim and he tried to improvise a rap onstage?

Larry: That guy is definitely not an MC, he's a Microphone Polluter with his wack-ass raps about the suburbs.

by El Muneco April 30, 2009

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French Microphone

When some ones sleeping with there mouth open and you fart in their mouth causing an echo

Bobby received a french microphone after falling asleep at the party

by 505cheifkingz May 11, 2014

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oklahoma microphone

masterbating in public while someone sings the song you requested they sing in karaoke.

girl 1: that bitch is singing my song!
girl 2: well lets oklahoma microphone her.

by jcpdude April 27, 2011

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Protein Microphone

Descriptive of a penis whilst it is getting sucked

She was gagging for sex, but was dropping clots, so instead she bent down and sucked the protein microphone

by Simon Shott April 27, 2006

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