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A variation on the Golden Shower, The Midas Touch is the sexual act of urinating onto one's hand mid-coitus, and proceeding to slap one's partner across the face.
Roommate: I heard you guys through the wall last night. All I remember was someone shouting, "Everything I touch turns to gold, bitch!", followed by what seemed to be a loud slapping sound. What the Hell, girl?
Girl: Girl, I told you my man had The Midas Touch!
Roommate: Man, ya'll niggas is nasty.
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When a married woman gives you a handjob with her wedding ring on
"Dude, you hooked up with the boss' wife?" "Yeah, she gave me the midas touch!!!"
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A person who touch his partner all over his/her body and stimulate all his/her erogenous zones and try to linger every sites until he/she explode to ecstasy
I gonna use my midas touch and try to turn you into gold.
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When an individual urinates on their own hand before pleasuring themselves.
I wanted all gold everything so instead of getting a spray tan I gave myself a King Midas
Dope as fuck New Zealand rapper.
Dude put's on for Glen Eden, a suburb on the west side of Auckland known for high crime, drug use and poverty.
The self confessed Westie Hippie Hybrid has a gun rapping style a little like Hopsin and the dude gives off a sense of enlightenment in his lyrical content
J Rad - Brah have u heard Midas Minds new single Pictionary
Sead 1 - Yeah brah fuckin mad aye lad
When pee ricochets back at you after having pissed extremely hard against the front end of the bowl.
Upon taking one of the strongest pisses of his life, Mark felt the wrathful splash of Midas' Grasp as he was sprayed.