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A middle school surrounded by ghetto people. These can be illegal people. Most students get raped or seduced everyday. Drugs, pregnancy, and illegal activities are all normal at Eastern Middle School. If the school had no Magnet Program, it would be entirely ghetto. Eastern is full of rich Potomac kids, stuck up Chevy Chasers, and other people. But simply, Eastern is a fucked up, gang banging, school to learn, full of fish holes.
Adult 1: Hey, I haven't seen you since I caught you selling drugs at Eastern Middle School!
Adult 2: Yeah I know. What's your job?
Adult 1: I'm a teacher at Blair HS.
Adult 2: Cool, I'm a part time rapist and a part time prostitute. Man, Eastern taught me good,
Adult 1: (WALKS AWAY)
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A school where Western kids wish they were at. Also a lot of the kids there are rich and white.
“Ever heard of Eastern middle school?”
“Yes I want to go to that white rich school pls”
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SOUTH EASTERN MIDDLE SCHOOL...
“A SCHOOL THAT IS TERRIBLE FOR KIDS”DO NOT SEND YOUR KIDS HERE. TEACHERS AND OR GUIDANCE COUNSELORS DO NOT DO ANYTHING ABOUT SUICIDAL THOUGHTS AND BEHAVIOR. TEACHERS HAVE BEEN ACCUSED OF SEXUAL ASSAULT. OTHER TEACHERS GIVE STUDENTS A+ FOR SITTING AND EATING AND PLAYING ON PHONES WHEN THE REST OF THW CLASS DOES HARD WORK THAT THE TEACHER DOESN'T TEACH. I’M WARNING ALL OF YOU... DO NOT SEND YOUR KIDS HERE
When you're about to ejaculate, you stuff the tip of your penis onto the buttcheek of your partner's freshly shit, unwiped ass, making the semen spray in all directions over the buttcheek, looking like a poorly made cheesy grease bomb.
My partner shit last night so we decided to do a Cheesy Middle Eastern Grease Bomb before she wiped. It was amazing!
A political situation/conflict, that is so long and complex, that it's impossible to know who's the bad guy.
Man, the world is so complicated now! It's all Middle Eastern politics!
When someone from the middle east is dehydrated and takes a dump resulting in a long and stone like shit.
That was some Middle Eastern chocolate bar!
A sex act in which someone puts PopRocks in he/she mouth, then proceeds to suck another mans dick, all the while the PopRocks in the man/woman mouth are exploding in he/she mouth causing damage to the dick which is inside the mouth
Her: wanna do some cock and ball torture??
He: nah I want a middle eastern blowjob
Her: OwO okay!