when a redneck is having sexual intercourse with a girl and has dip in his mouth and as he is cumming spits the dip juice on her back with his cum and mixes it togther
you want to midland mudslide with me gurl
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The nastiest fucking place in Western PA. The air smells like preteen period blood and rotten eggs 100% of the time. The wanna-be performing arts high school located in down-town Midland serves something that resembles squirrel ribs for lunch at least once a week. Most are scared to eat the lunches fearing that they're eating some mutated animal meat caught in the park. The water tastes as if it contains literal shit. The power plant across the bridge produces tons of nasty air pollution a day. Being in Midland everyday may cause you to develop some form of cancer.
Megan Fox would never be caught dead in Midland, Pennsylvania.
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A place full of scum and false promises and abuses people with disabilities. And prefers to keep Sex offenders
Arc of the Midlands: A place to go where they are supposed to help people with disabilities but doesnβt.
Midland Michigan is a wonderful place with a baseball studium for the great lakes loons, this town a great place to be. Home of the Great Lakes Loons, the first tribridge, aka Tridge, and Dow Chemical.
Klayton Kersaw played for the loons in Midland Mi, pitcher for the LA Dodgers
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When your gay cousin is chewin Copenhagen mint dip and then spits it in your mouth.
Cousin, give me your famous Midland Mouthwash!
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A city to the west of Texas which has a booming oil industry.
Welcome to Midland, Texas.
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The worst but yet most amusing , falling apart no good piece of shit failure of any success for the student body school. Literally falling apart and being held together with duct tape. Highest rate of over aged failing students in Canada. Most of the students are stuck up, which doesn't make sense because if your going to this school you are obviously a broke ass bitch like the rest of the people in that general community.
Highly recommended that you send your child to St'T's rather than MSS.
person 1: what high school are you planning on going to?
person 2: Midland Secondary School , why?
person1: don't do it your setting yourself up for failure, MSS is the worst school in Canada !
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