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A middle school located in Tamarac, FL. The school is noted for it's Advanced classes for every grade, but for kids who are not in these classes; school is a living hell! The school from the outside looks good, as well as the inside, but it's the kids that ruin it. The school is filled with alcohol, drugs, and inequality. Even if you are a quiet kid; they will still say stuff about you. There are many fights as well. The teachers don't run the school...The kids do! Stay away from this school! You'll he doing yourself a favor, and if you are planning on going to this school; good luck...
High Schooler: So what school are you going to?
Middle Schooler: Millennium Middle School
High Schooler: Oh...
Middle Schooler: What!
High Schooler: I used to go there...Good Luck...
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When you put 2 fingers in her vagina and 2 fingers in her asshole. Then in a alternating thrusting action like the blasters of the Millennium Falcon from Star Wars, you make laser blaster sounds as well. You can also quote Star Wars while in the sexual act, like:
"Don't get cocky kid!"
"They're coming too fast!"
I was doing the the
Millennium Falcon Blasters on my girl last night and she screamed like a Tie Fighter!
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Conveniently making use of the fact that a milennium has recently passed to exaggerate how out-of-date something is.
Cole: I just went to the mall and bought Clerks II DVD today. You wanna come over and watch it?
Derek: You actually BUY your movies? That is so second millennium!
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noun, adjective
–verb (used without object)
Whilst railing a girl hard from behind you all of a sudden shout out "LIGHT SPEED!!!!"
Then you cold cock her in the back of the head so she sees stars.
"Jim, I totally Boarded the Millennium Falcon last night...now Sally won't return my phone calls."
"Frank tried Boarding the Millennium Falcon with Stacy last week...Holly's been in jail waiting her arraignment ever since."
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The company who created that stupid Alcohol Wise course forced on freshmen at universities. Their general purpose is to make you miserable. Their software is also really glitchy too; for example, it won't let you submit an answer to a question on a quiz. Also, you have to get 67% or higher to pass and if you don't, it forces you to take the entire quiz again. And guess what? It's randomized, making you dumber every time you take it.
Kyle: Dude, did you finish Alcohol Wise?
Chris: Finally, I did. That course was an absolute desk banger. The post test was absolute hell - the system kept messing me up due to glitches and dumb grading procedures, forcing me to retake it numerous times. Screw 3rd Millennium Classrooms.
Kyle: Same as you. I don't ever have to go through this again.
Being in a car while heavily intoxicated and feeling like you are moving at "hyper speed".
P1: "Dude are we in the millennium falcon?"
P2: "No you are just experiencing Millennium Falcon Syndrome.
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A person whom you fucked and then felt embarrassed about having slept with.
I thought he was really hot at the bar, but after sleeping with him, he's totally a millennium falcon!!
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