Mince

verb 'to mince'
To spend 'quality' time with your gf when you could be having much better time with your mates and you know it.
In extreme cases one might say 'boiling a bag of mince'

Wheres steve wasnt he supposed to be coming for a surf?
Nah hes on the fucking mince.
Surprise sur-fucking-prise

or

You out on thursday
Nah mate im boiling a bag of mince
Aeeetn

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mincing

Mincing is an act carried out usually in the lesbian communtity, it consists of thrusting your right fist down and spinning clockwise, then thrusting the left fist down and spinning anti-clockwise. Whilst doing this you must grind your hips to the rhythm of your hands.

"I'm going to mince her right up."
Or
"I'm mincing to get home."
Or
"Yeah, I minced some girl last night."

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MINCE

what to shout at somebody who looks homosexual in anyway (walking, clothes, facial expression)

paul: hey nick look at that guy
nick: yeah he looks gay
paul: *shouts& MINCE!!

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mincing

Two people find a dead body. One puts their mouth over the penis, and the other elbow drops on the dead persons stomach.

" Callum and Tom were caught mincing on the late jimmy carter last night"

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Mince

Death Metal

I feel like listening to some mince

This Cannibal Corpse album is pretty mincey

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Mince tits

A coward.

Dave ran at the first sight of trouble, he's a proper pair of mince tits.

Mincing

Feeling an undeniable urge to be extra as hell and crumble/grind all of your ingredients when cooking with a special mincing too. If the chef fails to mince all ingredients while cooking then a penalty of -1 point will be served to the chef.

Alex: Hey, have you started cooking yet?
Megan: Not yet, I'm too busy mincing the garlic
Alex: You're extra as hell

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