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1. Man: Yeah dude, her purse is real cute!
Man 2: That was a real moist statement!
2. Man: The girls arent here yet? Oh, we dont need any chicks to have fun right guys?!
Man 2: That was too moist for me I g2g.
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To be angered or triggered by something.
The way that lady gave me attitude got me so moist.
The way we performed at that concert made me extra moist.
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when one plays the violin passionately, with sassiness and jaw-dropping skills.
adjective used to describe a version of predatory masculinity endemic to the San Francisco Bay Area, characterized by a creepy, seepy, and fundamentally dishonest sexuality. Origin is uncertain, but is believed to refer to the ball sweat of these men, which frequently contains high quantities of the metabolites of GHB and MDA.
Show that moist motherfucker the door.
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Another word for cool, legit, or awesome. Probably makes a few of the un moist people in the area hilariously uncomfortable.
Me: Nice that new window tint is MOIST! Friend: Thanks friend! Eavesdropper: Ewww gross I hate that word!
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Used as an insult.
Like wet, but slightly less hydrated.
For example being "moist blud" is like being a 'wet man', but not quite AS damp.
When cussin man down: "You are MOIST bruv! Not even a ting!"
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Moist has two very different definitions!
1) Moist is the opposite of crusty. Moist means something cool or someone cool. Use this version of the word moist to make people freak the fuck out.
2)Moist means slightly wet/very wet.
1)You are probably the moistest person I know.
2)You are probably the moistest person I know. Wipe it up with these, MOIST towelettes.
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