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mole

A person who is half human half mole due to their love of staying in dark rooms and sleeping for ridiculously extended periods of time

stuart is such a mole, I can't even tell he's human anymore

by bananavsmole September 1, 2010

6πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


moling

To mole is to curve one's hands in a claw-like shape and make furious digging motions inside another's rectum. The phrase "Can you dig it?" was originally a reference to this practice.

The terms "Mole" and "Hole", in noun form, sometimes refer to moler and molee respectively.

(1)
"Yooo you wanna chill this weekend?"
"Naah dude I can't... I'm molin' my hole"
"Who's your hole?"
"Cole"
"I thought Baird was his mole..."
"Nope. Cole's my hole."

(2)
"I'm constipated."
"Ever try moling?"
"Let's try moling."

by beeeeees October 7, 2011

7πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


mole

a brown spot usually on ones face, sometimes accompanied by a nasty hair.

a mole causes unattractiveness.

usually its the people named ian who have moles.

occasionally people get picked on because of their moles.

the most common comeback for someone with a mole is, "itsa birthmark!!!"

weston:

"dude look at that nasty mole on ians face, its disgusting!"

by wolfwes April 12, 2008

17πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


The Mole

Enigmatic, untamed, man-child-beast, often seen/heard at www.motionrecordings.com

The Mole is my hero becuase he is cool.

by Johnny Appleseed January 27, 2005


mole

One who posts a subtly obnoxious message to a newsgroup or message board under the guise of being humanitarian or altruistic. Some posts are carefully worded to guilt the reader into responding in a positive manner. It's a subtle form of trollism relying on making people feel uncomfortable without being direct. The mole's seemingly innocent/positive posts are often allowed to stay out of fear of offending them, or the "attack" is too borderline and so everyone lets it slide. They may post something that in another context is fine, but paired in a context where it does not belong, which is the only thing causing it to be inappropriate, rather than the more direct and obvious provocative tactics used by an internet troll.

A patchy grey puppy photo was posted into several internet Black Labrador Retriever fan groups. The text on the puppy picture said, "I am ugly, but can I get a like and a share?". Several people actually replied "to the puppy" directly and in empathy as if the puppy were the "person" posting, also disregarding that the breed didn't even belong in that group.

Another chronic mole was a member of a famous philosopher internet fan group. Rather than posting quotes from that philosopher, or ideas in sync with theirs, she was making up her own philosophical statements, the majority of which had no relation to, or were often in direct opposition to the tenets of the philosopher. Because her words are not blatantly combative or provocative, admins feel "coerced" not to ban her despite her departure from the intended support of the group subject.

by Phoebe Figalilly August 17, 2018


Mole

A mix of Tobacco and Marijuana smoked in conjunction through a bong. Usually seeked out because of the extra headrush and smooth mellow high that comes from smoking both Tobacco and Marijuana together. Most user preferrer American Spirits with high nicotine content. Black American Spirits are most applicable.
Also referred to as: Moke or Chop.

β€œDo you guys have a mole bong, I’m trying to get shlapped?”
β€œI got hella shlapped from a mole last night and faceplanted at the sesh”
β€œI was too drunk last night and took a mole and threw up everywhere, totally worth it”

by Bangers For Breakfest July 16, 2019


Mole

A bong packed with tobacco (preferably American Spirit or L&M red) and high quality marijuana

Johnny: Yo bro chad hit me up.

Aaron: Didnt you put his girl on the mole
Johnny: yeah. Hahahaha.

by Johnny money bravo January 16, 2017