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(n.) - weak one-ply toilet paper that tears off from the initial tug by the user in order to create the necessary momentum to tear off a sufficient amount to wipe one's ass pocket. Usually, the aforementioned user will be a shit pocket themselves, and discard this paper onto the floor of a public restroom for the master of custodial arts to come and clean up.
The plethora of momentum paper on the ground suggests that we're out of shit paper.
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Multiple bruh's linked together by multiple people. The more bruh's are linked together, the higher the bruh momentum.
'Damn bro, did you hear that?!'
'they had a bruh momentum of 9!'
One who derives and maintains momentum through continuously sucking dick throughout the course of the night.
After his third dick, Carroll was a momentum sucker; there was very little time between the initiation of conversation and him dropping to his knees to do the deed.
Joozo Momentum is a quantum state spectrum resulted after a stupid action has been made by mistake naturally.
Ah shit. I made a Joozo Momentum!
Bruhmus Momentum is the spell that casts a bruh moment. If you say it, a bruh moment will happen in the near future.
Student 1: Can today just be a normal day...
Student 2: BRUHMUS MOMENTUM
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The missed opportunity of a technology change.
Every company and industry have their own kodak momentums: they are technology crossroads where You either follow the disruption or die.
A phrase that can be said that can be used as an excuse in any situation no matter how big or small.
Conspiracy Theorist: Bush why did you blow up the twin towers??
Bush: Catching momentum.