mom

the number 1 butt of moronic jokes

yo mamma

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Mom

They love you sometimes, and sometimes they suck!

Mom: Im sorry, but you make me sick!

Me: Thanks... :( *jumps out of window*

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mom

(no not the woman that gave birth to you) the person in a friend group that always provides the unwanted good advice.

billy: hey lets go jump off that bridge
joe: i don't think that's a very good idea we might die
billy: Okay MOM

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Mom

Someone who gives you life.

Beyoncé is such an inspiration, she is my mom.

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Mom

The most beautiful loving person in the world. She will do anything for her kids and will never give up no matter the circumstances. A mom is stronger then anyone else. She'll tough it out and be there through thick and thin. She's the best person in a childs life. Sometimes you'll get in a fight with her, but she'll always forgive you. She is the true definition of beauty.

Kid: I hate you!
Mom: I love you

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will's mom

she has the finest ass this side of the mississippi

"Dude, will's mom has a sweet ass! I'd tap it." says Mike

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mom

The foreman of your first residence, the baby factory.

878 Fallopian Lane
Uterus, MOM 12345

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