Jizz mopper

Janitor type of guy who stands around with a mop and a bucket in the back of the adult bookstores listening intently for men who are orgasming in the private booths watching sex videos. As soon as he hears a few squirts he gets his mop ready and after the man exits the private booth he starts doing his job. That is, mopping up the jizz that’s hopefully contained to just on the floor and not on any of the walls.

I used to be a high-powered attorney. Now I’ve been reduced to being a jizz mopper in an adult bookstore.

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aggressive mopper

A guy named Matthew that uses a swiffer mop to clean tables and hits people in the face and stomachs without realizing it.

Matthew is an aggressive mopper.