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The act of obtaining an orgasm within an hour of waking for the day, usually from buenos dias sex (morning sex). Occasionally accompanied by a hearty breakfast in bed, but only if your partner also obtains a good-morgasm or five. Odds of breakfast in bed increase exponentially per good-morgasm.
1. It didn't take long for Erica to make me pancakes with sausages after I gave her a good-morgasm with MY sausage.
2. "Dude, why are you in such a good mood today?"
"Well, I hooked up with a cute chick last night..."
"NICE! Props bro!"
"...And when we woke up we traded good-morgasms!"
"..Teach me!!!"
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An orgasm experienced in the morning, that puts you in a good mood for the rest of the day.
"What's up with the boss, dude, she's all chirpy!"
"That new boyfriend of hers must have given her a morgasm, time to go ask for that raise!"
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An Australian real life superhero.
"Mighty Morgasm, high school student by day, CRIME FIGHTER BY NIGHT! And a pimp on holidays."
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Orgasm of the mind.
Mind orgasm.
"I totally had a morgasm thinking about Shia LaBeouf in Transformers and Eagle Eye".
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When a Mormon gets really excited about something church related.
Look guys! I just downloaded the Book of Mormon, the Bible, and all the Hymns on my iphone! How cool is that?!
I think Ash just had a morgasm...
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the act of slowly dying inside from looking at a fat, ugly bitch with a lisp while she tells you stories about a cruise. (aka: any female named "morgan")
As Ali listed to her friend Morgan go on and on about something useless, she realized that she was dying from a morgasm.
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The orgasm equivalent of an "Oh shit! I can't believe what's happening!" moment.
"Hey, do you remember when that young adult bought alcohol for minors and then admitted it to the police?" "Yeah, I definitely had a morgasm."
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