Dicky Mouf

1. A really good looking girl

2. So good looking that you would not mind/prefer it if she were to allow your genitalia to be in close proximity to her face; more specifically, her mouth.

1. Daaaayum!! Did you see the Dicky Mouf over there?
2. Now that I've seen that Dicky Mouf, I have far more protein on my jeans than i normally do at this hour.
3. That girl could really use a Dicky Mouf of the (insert name) persuasion.

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mouf sex

the act of making out.

Amanda and Chris have hot passionate mouf sex whenever possible.

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in your mouf

for a male tp put his phallace into the mouth of a female (normally filthy bitch)
very catchy phrase
drunk females will then tell you 2 put in their mouf

"matt" in your mouf u filthy bitch
"kerryn" put it in kerryns mouf
"matt" you filthy bitch
"everyone" owned

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mouf swab

A test to determine the paternity of a child/baby daddy. Typically, the process involves the use of a cotton swab on the inner cheek to extract DNA of a black man or other minority.

"Dat bitch went to court and now I gotta get my mouf swabbed but I know fo' sho' some other nigga da one dat got dat bitch pregnant!"

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meff mouf

The moment at which an attractive female drinks too much red wine and gets turnt ratch

"Damn shes a bad bitch."
"Bro wait till she smiles..she's got meff mouf like a mothafucka"
"damn..thats ratchet."

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scribble mouf

Someone with crooked teeth, resembling a ink-inscribed scribble within the mouth.

That girl better get her grill to the dentist, she has a bad case of scribble mouf.

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Yuk mouf

Noun
mouth that is so dirty that it could incubate swine flu,

ass-tuberculosis, Krusty Krabs, and vaginal warts.
Adjective
Filthy-ass triflin ass grill, never seen a brush before corrosive. Rancid foulness of the tongue, teeth, gums, upper esophagus, and lower nasal cavity. Unfriendly and unwelcoming. On flame. would do the hiesman on that hoe

Guy 1: A dog, shawty at the bar thick as hell.
Guy 2: you betta go get up on that shit

(guy 1 walks over to girl)
Girl: Hi
Guy 1: DAMN!!!!!! bitch. SECURITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(guy 1 walks back to guy 2)
Guy 1:
That bitch had a Yuk mouf

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