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The most tragic haircut of all times.
Short and Spiked at the front, long and stringy at the back.
Became fashionable in the 1970's in former Soviet-Bloc Eastern Europe where every single Soccerplayer seemed to possess one.
Migrated to Western Europe and America in the 1980's where Hair Metal bands/fans and Wrestlers had them in abundance.
Exist even today in the enlightened 21st Century. More popular among the trailer trash set.
Billy Ray Cyrus had an astonishing wicked mullet in the Achy Breaky Heart video. Tied up of course, but a mullet nonetheless.
Eddie Guerrero had a shocking mullet up until 2 years ago.
There is a picture on mulletsgalore.com of a black Jazz musician from the 1920's with an Afro-Mullet. Quite possibly the scariest sight you will see!
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A hairstyle where the front is cut shorter than the back. Most people who where them are hillbillies, rednecks, metal heads, white trash, creepers, people who are badass enough to wear one, or people who never grew out of the 80's
A.K.A: Ape Drape. Beaver Paddle, Camero Cut, Business in the front, party in the back, Hockey Hair, Mudflap, Soccer Rocker, and Tennessee Waterfall.
"I ain'ts gots no mullet like Elroy over there! He must be gettin' alls the ladies! I heards he can read!"
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Collective noun for group of Bogans
At the annual curb side pick-up I saw a mullet of bogans sifting through my trash
The most wonderufl haircut in the world. Cut short in the front and long in the back. Contains several catergories including Child mullets, femullets, mexican mullets, and pony tail mullets. Common among mullet hunters around the world. Spotted by catherine and elizabeth and honky tonk shows everywhere. The hottest hair form ever.
God I wanna screw that guy with the mullet, he's so sexy.
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1.) Hairstyle first documented in Chaucer's "The Canterbury Tales" which involves hair being short in the front and long in the back.
2.) The same hairstyle, only worn by backwoods men in their twenties. Sometimes worn by men who want to show off where they are from (the backwoods). These individuals are often seen driving Chevrolet Camaros... and nothing else.
Wendy's Crew Member: Wow, that is one rusty Camaro.
Wendy's Manager: He has a mullet, too.
Wendy's Crew Member: Are you surprised?
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When you live in the 909 area code of California (The Inland Empire) and you have a mullet, it is called a Norco Neckwarmer.
The dufus driving the truck with oversized wheels is sporting a Norco Neckwarmer.
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A family of that belonging to an order called whitetrash that is a haircut consisting of species such as the skullet, femullet, la mulletino, and many others. The most common and classic specimen that is to be found is a sophisticated anterior and a raggedy, fucked posterior.
See your local trailor park dealer.
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