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Facebook Multitasking

The ability of some to change their facebook status, comment on someone else's status, like/dislike someone's status, add a photo, add to someone's wall, etc. on more than one electronic device at a time.

Dad: Where's your mom?

Tristan: She's on the computer, again. Changing her status or something.

Dad: I thought she was on her cell phone?

Tristan: She is...the computer, the cellular, her tablet. She's facebook multitasking.

by skyzza November 27, 2011


armenian multitasking

(drinking, smoking (preferably a cigarette), hood protection, phonecall's)

Hawmie, lately I've been through a lot of armenian multitasking.
Worr up big bad dawg, I'm chainsmoking up this bitch.

by HollywoodAxper June 28, 2023


iPad multitasking

buying more than one iPad to multitask because one machine can't do anything on it's own

Hah! My riches can afford iPad multitasking whilst your $2xx netbook defeats my $1200 in hardware!

by O Rly Appl? April 7, 2010

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Multitask Ho

A hooker, call girl, porn star who can mentally separate her professional sex life from her romantic sex life. In other words, sex addicts who fall in love with sullen, burnt out, erectionally dysfunctional musicians.

Southern California has many aspring models who will put out at the drop of a dime to get a "leg up" in the entertainment industry, but will marry Johnny Guitar Watson for his heart. She must be a solid Multitask Ho.

by Deep Inside Jessica Simpson October 14, 2005

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are you good at multitasking

Its a reference to a nsfw Karlnap ao3 fanfic

karl: *praying at church prime*
sapnap: are you good at multitasking ? ;)

Dreamxd: IN FRONT OF MY SALAD

by nahneil June 18, 2021

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Electronic Social Multitasking

When you receive an instant message, text message, email, or wall post and reply to the sender via another electronic method.

I engaged in electronic social multitasking when George Clooney posted a question on my Facebook wall and I responded to him via instant message instead.

by the macstablishment March 22, 2010

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Multitasking

Performing many tasks at once, yet none very well. This term first saw use during The Great MBA Cock-Up of the 1980s and 1990s during which middle management worldwide became flooded with new, yet wholly clueless and ill trained, apprentice managers. These MBAs were stamped out as though by an ill-formed factory cookie cutter creating the same bad shape by the tens of thousands. It has gained further use to explain poor performance in nearly every human endeavor possible, from parenting to rocket science and brain surgery.

Anyone who claims they are "good" at multitasking is a damned liar.

by JCJollyRoger March 19, 2019