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When you fuck a chic from behind, when your about to cum spit on her back. When she turns around cum in her eyes and she'll stagger away not able to see and moaning.
I gave that bitch the mummy last night, it was funny shit, yo!
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a word that white people say in place of Nigger. completely unracist, just useful for rapping along to songs
"just got rich, took a broke mummy's bitch, i could make a broke bitch rich"
"i ain't saying she a golddigger, but she ain't messin with no broke mummies"
"my mummy my mummy (ay)"
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To wrap a U-shaped public toilet seat with toilet paper when toilet seat covers are unavailable. An alternative to laying toilet paper on the seat prior to taking a crap, with the added benefit of not sticking to your ass when you get up.
Yeah, I had to take a crap in the train station today. The seat was gross, but I gave it the mummy before I sat down.
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When u fuck a chick doggystyle and wrap her long hair around her face and lift her off the ground...she will then reach out to touch the ground making motions like a mummy with her face wraped up.
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Noun- A leather faced hag that has endured decades of harsh bar conditions. Appears to be in good shape due to the tightness of her clothing that holds her together. Has an uncanny ability to gain entrance to any bar/club. Her race is unidentifiable due to years of passing out on the beach and tide water battering her against the sand causing deep ravine like wrinkles.
Did you see Kevin last night? He hooked up with that bog mummy at the beach last night.
When jerking off or having sex, you shoot the load in your mouth by accident or on purpose.
Dan: I hate when I bust a nut and almost giving myself a case of the Cheese Mummies.
Arin: Yo bro, I Cheese Mummy myself daily.
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When a guy cumms on strips of toilet paper and his partner proceeds to wrap themselves in the wet strips
Jon: " I throughly enjoy a good cummy mummy"
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