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Name of the Divine Tortoise, the one who will bring salvation to this wretched world.
Which religion do you believe in?
I believe in the one and only, Murf.
Murf?Murf?Murf?Murf?Murf?Murf?Murf?Murf?Murf?Murf?Murf?
Murf?Murf?Murf?Murf?Murf?Murf?Murf?Murf?Murf?
When someone shows you his/her ass. Just like getting mooned.
You got murfed bitch! THE MURF!!!
To jump, and or stomp on a pregnant girls stomach. And then one must consume all matter that has been expelled from vagina and butt hole.
Coal was sad when johnny got a huge pay load of plasma after he went murfing, while Coal got very little.
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the sound a cat makes when a person:
sodomizes a cat
has sexual relations with a cat
or attempts to have sexual relations with a cat
1.
Boy: "I have so much love to give"
Cat: "Murf.."
2.
Jim: wow did David just do that
Keaton: yeah i saw it happen, he was humping his cat.
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Mindlessly "surfing" (the interweb) usually starting on one subject and ending up on a completely different subject.
I spent all day murfing housing in Seattle and ended up learning about orca whales.
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