Being in the presence of or knowing Katie Crum.
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The best place to be ever, located in St. Louis, MO. There are places to climb, swing, explore, and do art. Some things located there are giant slinkys, lides, a skateles park, a train, and two old war planes.
Person 1 - Hey, I am bored.
Person 2 - Do you want to have the most fun of your life?
Person 1 - YEAH!!!
Person 2 - Then let's go to the City Museum!!
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People who go to museum just to take Insta-worthy photos and treat artworks as the background of their photos. Zero Credit given to the artists. Take pictures with famous drawings and pretend to be a art fanatic, but actually just thirty for likes. Give zero-fuck to the artworks and only care about themselves looking good.
Britney: IM SOOOO GOING TO MOMA TODAY.
Tyler: but didn't you go like 2 weeks ago?
Britney: I.Dont.Care. I'm running out of pics to put on instagram and I just want to take picture with that night with the stars drawing.
Tyler: ....ugh.Museum Zombie.
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A multitude of ugly or unpleasant women congregating in a specific area as if on display in a museum.
Kyle: "Dude, all the chicks in here are disgusting."
Rob: "Man, I know, this is a total beast museum."
Kyle: "Word."
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a nonexistent place with souvenirs for you to bring home to your kids and family.
Goin' to Philly, gonna visit the Cheesesteak Museum!
World's largest collection of stolen items.
The British Museum broke into my house last nice and stole the good vase.
When a museum dweller has an overstimulating experience at one of his favorite educational haunts and cannot hide the party that grows within his trousers.
"Wow Johnson, I think that exhibition just got me museum stiff."